Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Harrison Doubtful for SB XLII; HGH to start at Safety

Glendale, Arizona - (Associated Press) Bill Belichick has downgraded strong safety Rodney Harrison to doubtful for Sunday's Super Bowl against the New York Giants. Harrison was scheduled to play in his 5th Super Bowl, however, the injury caught up with the 14 year veteran.
"It's disappointing to work this hard the whole season, take all of the right supplements, and then not be able to suit up for the biggest game this year" said a dejected Harrison. "If only there was a way for me to get a competitive edge, recover quicker, and be able to play. I feel like I am letting my teammates down."

Harrison has been a key component of New England's 8th ranked defense this year. From his freakishly bone crushing tackles to his aggressive in-your-face trash-talking, Harrison has become an elite safety at the NFL old age of 35. In fact Harrison is a shoe-in to make the pro bowl this year, following in the footsteps of Shawn Merriman.

Harrison is such a revered Patriot that the team was going to add a C on the front of his jersey to stand for captain. However, in an unexpected move the Patriots have instead opted for having Harris*n added to the back of his jersey.

So how has Harrison been able to stay so good for so long? Today, he was asked that question at the Super Bowl's Media Day:

Peter King, Sports Illustrated: "Rodney, Any particular reason you have been able to have such a long career?"
Harrison: "I am not here to talk about the past. Only this Sundays game against the Giants."
King: "Followup question, How far can you pull a tractor with your teeth?

Taking Harrison's place will be veteran safety Human-Growth Hormone. Hormone is a 2 sport star who most recently played baseball for the San Fransisco Giants.

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